my life is in hysteria
im a single teenager who is a senior in highschool and cries over people 20x my age

LONG LIVE THE KING

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are you tyrell?

i live in college station texas

thanks for visiting, grab some popcorn and relax because popcorn and pretty colors make everything better

I JUST PUT THE GTAV INSTALL DISC INTO MY XBOX AND THE FIRST PICTURE I SEE IS MICHAEL WITH A BULLET PROOF VEST ON AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN ATTRACTED TO A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER’S LOADING SCREEN SO FAST IN MY LIFE

¡Dos!
Track: Fuck Time
Artist: Green Day
with 4,617 plays

griffonramsey:

Making Halloween chain out of pipe insulation with @geofflramsey.

Track: Immortals (8 bit + Vocals)
Artist: Fall Out Boy
with 270 plays
Track: Centuries (8 bit + Vocals)
with 130,741 plays
me: (as an adult) wow remember when i was so obsessed with that character? i mean they're clearly fictional and obviously don't exist in real life so i don't understand how i was so engrossed in-
(sees image of favourite character)
me: holy shit

fastest-thing:

A radio station in my town played Sonic Adventure 2 music late last night. Seriously.

YOUR TOWN IS LIKE THE COOLEST TOWN WTF TELL THEM TO PLAY AQUATIC MINE